tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
Im literally gonna go super satan right now
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
i want this framed and above my bed tbh
"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"
When I die, put this tweet on my tombstone.
Still on my Sailor Moon Kick! As a Lolita this time!
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead